How to Beat TeleMarketers At Their Own Game

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11 More days to Christmas! I'm sure you're in the festive mood and buying presents and preparing the menu for your christmas dinner. On a joyous time such as this, one thing we don't want are pesky calls from people trying to sell you awesome holiday offers. These scrooges are out to drain your pocket money from what matter most and use the excuse of it being the "season of giving". Well stop pulling your hair, yelling into a reciever and slamming your phone till it smashes - WHY not have some festive fun!

The good people at EGBG has provided us a solution and a fun way to-boot. A counter-conversation that will leave them speechless. The best way to win is to beat your opponent at their own game! Here's a quote of their solution.

The Direct Marketing sector regards the telephone as one of its most successful tools. Consumers experience telemarketing from a completely different point of view: more than 92% perceive commercial telephone calls as a violation of privacy.

Telemarketers make use of a telescript - a guideline for a telephone conversation. This script creates an imbalance in the conversation between the marketer and the consumer. It is this imbalance, most of all, that makes telemarketing successful. The EGBG Counterscript attempts to redress that balance.
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