Dange-ah Dange-ah Down Und-ah!

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Never going swimming in S.A.! Fricking death by jaws with pewpew! screw that. 

Go to Sydney then? Danni Minogue - no way!
And seriously nothing WILL KILL YOU in the desert.

I'm taking my chances with cute-furry maneating koalas (theyrenotbearsbtw) here in Brisvegas.

Crickey!